“BORIS AND ZELENSKYY”.

The show must go on even when the wood and paper scenery falls apart.

 

By Sir Charlattam

Perhaps you think I have made a mistake in the title and should have said "Boris and Ukraine", but I have not. There is a very different and totally unrealistic relationship between the two, so believe me and read carefully to understand what I am trying to tell you.

Since the Russian Operation began, London has set in motion all its counter-intelligence and intoxication media to generate anti-Russian sentiment and, at the same time, against those of us who speak out of the "Downing Boris Street" plans. The last thing Boris and his gang care about is the peace and physical integrity of the poor Ukrainians. But neither does he care about the British themselves, who, if they continue their irresponsible harassment of Russia, will end up generating a global war that will be impossible to avoid.

And it is undoubtedly laughable to see how officials fill their mouths with words like "freedom" and the worn-out invocation of ghosts like Winston Churchill to generate empathy among the apathetic British society.

But that's the way things are here. It is in the interests of Johnson and his Foreign Office to keep the comedian Zelenskyy in the race to be their trump card in Ukraine. The stakes are too high for someone else to take that place. Of course, the Ministry of Defence approves of this with total complacency. No surprise there, even one of my contacts in "WhiteHall" tipped me off a few days ago that the volunteer groups the SAS had trained were already finished. When I was told that I asked, "You mean dead?

He was even more tragic in his description of the situation when he told me that "even many of our advisors are already down". I wondered what the hell does the Parliament know about this? Or maybe they are looking the other way because their asses are dirty.

For Boris Johnson and his clan Zelenskyy is their man. On the other side Volodymyr Zelenskyy believes this but not because he believes the Tories' praise of Boris but because he needs what the Americans and the EU have not given him. I think we are feeding a little monster that will cost us dearly later on.

My source tells me that there is a clear perception about what Boris is trying to do. That perception would be that Britain alone can cope without NATO with the adventure against Russia over Ukraine and even go after China. In that plan Zelenskyy puts the flesh and blood of the Ukrainians and we put the guns. It sounds like a good deal, don't you think, but it shows a shift in loyalties. It seems that NATO is no longer the "cornerstone of defence for London" until they hit us hard. When I retorted by saying "Are you all insane? He said, "oh no, believe me there is a lot of excitement".

According to this, the weapons and missiles we have been sending to the Azov battalions and other groups of dubious identity are not enough. The next step for scarecrow Boris and his second-in-command Ben Wallace will be for our men to officially set foot on Ukrainian soil, by which I mean for our units in uniform and flag vehicles to roll across the Ukrainian countryside and engage Russian marines and militias in Lugansk and Donetsk. You know, I think that would be a bad idea," I said.

So far only ex-S.A.S. military advisors, S.B.S. for Ukrainian regulars and clandestine cells of ultra-nationalist gunmen from all over Europe run by MI6 are involved on the ground and as I said they have not fared well. For many of these Kharkov and Mariupol are their graves.

If our armed forces are to be part of direct operations against Russia I see certain problems that the boys in the Ministry have not solved. The first and not insignificant one is the absence of a naval air force and the budget cuts that are being exacerbated by rising inflation. This means that cheap purchases are once again hitting our own naval industry.

Many were deluded into believing that BREXIT would revive the shipbuilding industry and reactivate the steel plants to build the new frigates for Her Majesty's war fleet.

I must confess that when he told me that I remembered the serious problems in the procurement for the flawed construction of the frigates (Duke Class) that were to be replaced by Type 26s, the destroyers (Daring Class) and the operational failures that left our crews at sea. Did Boris forget that? It is still being swept under the government rug who took those thousands of pounds worth of extra material and spares that were saved. 

I think this could be sorted out with Ukrainian crews as the Russians have sunk their navy. We give them our frigates and let them cope when Russian naval aviation or one of their surface ships finds them. When the weapons systems jam or their circuits burn out we will see if the gentle Zelenskyy is still so cavalier with Boris and his gang.

By the way, I don't think this will help Boris Johnson escape impeachment for the Covid party in parliament. In case he hasn't noticed, his colleagues have already deserted him.